Today's shizm brought to you by Mahwah Hummer... With a name like Mahwah Hummer you know they can take a good joke and still give you a great hummer.


So, if a Hummer running out of gas isn't funny/sad enough, the real funny/sad part was this was her second can of refill gas. The first gallon wasn't even enough to start the beast...she had to go get another at a nearby station. Being the obviously smart commuter she was, she then proceeded to chug into the Lincoln Tunnel in bumper to bumper traffic...I'm guessing she never made it out..fitting. You're wondering why I sat around for all this?...yep, I got some free time to save the planet.

Lincoln Tunnel, NYC

So after I posted this I was thinking, well maybe there is a good reason for buying one of these...like perhaps it's a super safe vehicle...I can understand people putting safety first. And then I read it got crappy safety raitings. Along the way to the IIHS rating page, I saw the term 'carbon bootprint' and thought that was pretty funny/fitting. So, it is now the official position of No Shiz that somebody should put a carbon bootprint up the ass of anyone who still drives one of these. Thank you and good day.

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